Literally figuratively proverbially doing fine

Well I'm about half done with finals, which is pretty good especially since I've aced most of them so far.

Ok so after having had sex with multiple women and getting dumped for being a slothy little fuck, I've picked up dating sites and shit, like tinder and occupy and all that good stuff.

It's actually incredibly inefficient. Like holy shit, I didn't get a single match in 5 months of using tinder. Okcupid is another cup of tea, I wind up talking to women for hours and hours and then I just drop them like damn, that's gotta hurt.

In other news, I just might take up the job offer at the local farm. They say if you're cold enough to cut the chicken's heads off and pluck them, you're cold enough for cold cash. That sits well with me. I love chicken, don't get me wrong. But I also love the smell of a fat fucking pile of dosh in the morning, amen to that.