Drugs because I'm an independent adult now honhon

Yesterday me and a friend were going to celebrate saint patrick's day but since we didn't have anything to drink we did blunts instead.

I wrote some stuff to share with facepunch, might as well post it there:

Dear diary,

today under anormal context I have founds out what it feels like to be a buzzsaw. Buzzsaws keep spinning because they are motivated by the sexual feel of sparkles and grinding.

watch me as I eat toblerone.

By the time I was done writing that, the toblerone was already gone. Alas, toblerone, farewell.

The master system makes some trippy noises. Tunnel vision enhances everything.

My friend just did a 360 noscope.
on the megadrive. On mickey megadrive.

Tnt cannon are the most interesting feature of minecraft pvp.

I bey some people get good at origami with all that flipin' papers.

Tulips are like mac donal's fry holders. Or at least it would if fries would take the care to spin around gently and plug straws up their asses. It's wearing off.

Nvm, operation T did the trick.